Health: Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML - FML

By stitchesgirl12 - 07/04/2015 16:03 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML

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stitchesgirl12 10

Wednesday 8 April 2015 18:40

OP here! No, my stitches weren't anywhere near my butt, I have a bunch on my arm. And, well.. the doctor sewed me up really tight, and I legitimately ripped them while pushing. Lmao. Not my finest moment, but definitely FML worthy. The doctors in the Niagara Region were half asleep over the Easter weekend, my sewed up wound actually looks like a ******.

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thedevilspawn 21

Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:30

Did this, by any chance, happen in a porta potty where you lost your virginity?

The_Avatar 22

Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:33

You know i think the real FML is how those stitches came to be in such a sensitive spot

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amileah13 26

Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:45

I'm not sure where your stitches were, but my butt just clenched at the thought of them ripping like that

Kitty_Kat44 31

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:01

Did you just happen to have a kid recently? Very painful!! #11 beat me to it.

VitalDistance 14

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:04

I can only imagine how awkward it'll be explaining to your doctor how they ripped.

Cassandra2015 21

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:21

At least we've got OHIP for such circumstances . Harper government is good for something

stitchesgirl12 10

Wednesday 8 April 2015 18:45

Ha! Screw the Ontario health care system. My sewed up arm looks like a ******.

italiagirl411 2

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:24

I feel for you emotionally but what kind of butt surgery did you have? Or how hard do you strain yourself when pooping?!

chefnoel22 11

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:39

Where the hell were the stitches??

Colon_Man 17

Wednesday 8 April 2015 17:06

In Canada.

Gillett 23

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:41

I know of some folk who have had c-section stitches open up like that! Pretty freaking dangerous. Sepsis could set in and cause some serious pain too. I'm praying you went to the hospital to get that taken care of!

buckdharma 36

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:45

A stitch in behind saves nine.

Tannasgh 22

Wednesday 8 April 2015 2:51

I have heard of ripping a shit while in stitches...nice plot twist

Andrewski12 18

Wednesday 8 April 2015 3:02

Maybe there were stitches in the arm and they ripped on the reach around.

lady_lipz 7

Sunday 17 May 2015 20:30

Lol! #37

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