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NessaMae 19
I tripped on a mannequin once and hugged it for some odd reason I'll never understand..
Carebeareatu 23
Maybe they should stop giving the mannequins such nice boobs that look touchable...
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sugoine 12
Ha ha ha ha. Awesome!!!!
Bradley_Dillon 39
Heh. Am I the only one who finds that fun to do? You get some funny looks.
BlackJusticeJr 2
You're welcome
born_hustla 26
Why you cared ?! Lol
maddiewoah 15
Hide behind the mannequins and grope them back. Well.. grab their arm or something, just to freak them out. No need to get fired. xD
Nlyoder 14
So I was reading the comments. And now I'm disappointed in humanity. In general. (Dont know why I still had hope when I read the post)
tigerlilytracey 6
they need love too. dont be such a jealous **** block!
theladygamer 10
I can imagine the sign you'll have to put up: Please do not grope the mannequins. XD
mxij 13
Hopefully they were teenagers/young children. If not, we may have discovered Perdix's mating area...