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WhyMe6495 Niagara Falls, United States

Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping the mannequins. FML

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WhyMe6495 16

I work at Kmart and yes this has happened a few times already and i've only worked there for one month

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NessaMae 19

I tripped on a mannequin once and hugged it for some odd reason I'll never understand..

Carebeareatu 23

Maybe they should stop giving the mannequins such nice boobs that look touchable...

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Comments (62)

buckdharma 37

These guys sound like dummies who can't get any action.

Trivision 10

People? As in multiple persons? O_O

thrAsHeRr9081 16

That's generally what "people" means.

MirandaShaee 6

Every one gropes a mannequin at least once ...

Beepbeep7 14

Some of those mannequins are just asking for it.

jessejamesc 8

sounds like venus is in allignment!!!

BBWwonder 10

I touched a boob of one idk why

XxAtreyuSinsxX 14

OP must work at the Victoria's Secret I heard about that has mannequins with silicone boobies.

False_Stupidity 41

Makes me think of that 80's movie 'Mannequin' with Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall. Maybe the mannequins were coming to life, but only when you weren't watching ;)

DarkCaesar 17

They don't tell you how to live your life!

bkolek 13

I'm 23 and I still pull the tops down, it's hilarious!

littlekellilee 45

I almost scrolled down from this until I realized you're a girl. That made me laugh quite hard.