Today, I refused to have sex with a jerk of a coworker. Now everyone... - FML

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By "Amanda G Rich" - 28/01/2020 03:46

Today, I refused to have sex with a jerk of a coworker. Now everyone hates me and talks behind my back because they took his side. FML.

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J15237 25

Wednesday 29 January 2020 2:25

I am sorry this happened to you. You really should go to your HR Department if you can or try to find another job. Those types of comments will eventually take their tole and you do not deserve that.

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J15237 25

Wednesday 29 January 2020 2:25

I am sorry this happened to you. You really should go to your HR Department if you can or try to find another job. Those types of comments will eventually take their tole and you do not deserve that.

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