Miscellaneous: Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said,...

By Ren - 30/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

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little_musician 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 4:51

"Today, I accidentally sent a text to my sister saying 'Ah... I want you.' FML"

samisalsa 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:34

Isn't that a line from a Spice Girls song? Maybe he was trying to bring up some '90s nostalgia.

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mariahrawks 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:29

I agree, :).

akiluv 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 21:12

so?

jpwdragon 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 12:58

what the flying ****?!

smarties25 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 6:39

harsh.....

llcooljoey 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 7:09

just cause it says want doesn't mean WANT want it might just mean he wants to see you or talk or something

kruknena 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 6:23

lmfaooooo

dylan808 1

Wednesday 25 August 2010 2:41

maybe he was say he wanted your help with something. get over yourself BITCH

AsiaanBarbiee 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 10:17

oh wow lol. maybe it was a joke

heddurhowza 1

Sunday 22 May 2011 4:33

Ever hear of Smartphowned?

I3atman 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:16

Are you from the south?

hunt98 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:30

incest alert

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