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By Ren - 30/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By Wtf - 10/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Miamisburg

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

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By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

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By Lovelysister - 21/10/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I texted my brother saying, "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he replied, "You better not be doing drugs." FML

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By Devo - 12/08/2021 19:01

Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML

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You deserved it 61

By abbacjt - 16/01/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

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By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

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You deserved it 114

By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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You deserved it 4 325

By getslostinherownhouse - 14/04/2009 19:12 - Spain

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML

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You deserved it 1 151

little_musician 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 4:51

"Today, I accidentally sent a text to my sister saying 'Ah... I want you.' FML"

samisalsa 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:34

Isn't that a line from a Spice Girls song? Maybe he was trying to bring up some '90s nostalgia.

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budd28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 3:57

99% chance it wasn't meant for u and if it was than I guess 1% is bigger than i thought

tjnaprincess 8

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:44

Um chill... It obviously wasnt 4 u. R u that concerned by a most likely prank o.O

sjerkins 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 14:17

Seriously why would you automatically assume it is for you . Think outside of the box for a change .

nyannyan_fml 8

Monday 16 April 2012 16:26

I would have to say it would be interesting if it was for you. Chances are it wasn't, my brother would absolutely die if he accidently sent me a text like that haha xD

BarakatsBurrito 7

Monday 14 May 2012 23:10

Lol that's incest xD

B5B0N35 18

Thursday 22 November 2012 22:29

oh god

andre61 0

Friday 16 May 2014 11:55

incest is a game the whole family can play!lol

andre61 0

Friday 16 May 2014 11:59

incest is a game the whole family can play!lol

md101 18

Monday 19 May 2014 21:58

One time I got a text from my brother that ended in "xoxox love you babe" and then about half an hour later I got "minus the xoxox love you babe".

randybryant799 20

Tuesday 21 December 2021 0:01

I'm curious as to why your mind immediately thought of incest. Did it not occur to you that he texted the wrong person?

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Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML

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Today, I spent hours and hours trying to figure out why the wireless internet on my laptop wasn't working, but everything I tried completely failed. At the end of the day, my older brother came home, and fixed the problem in under 10 seconds by turning the wireless internet switch on. FML

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Today, after spending a few weeks getting to know my birth father and thinking he seemed decent, he's realised my adoptive parents aren’t rich and no, I can’t lend him a few grand. Now, he’s vanished and written several nasty Facebook posts about not being able to trust family. FML

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Beautiful.

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Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML

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