Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
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Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I was having a beautiful lucid dream when a telemarketer called at 5AM, waking me up. I silenced my phone and went back to sleep, and was somehow able to resume my lucid dream. Then my phone vibrated me awake. It was the same telemarketer, this time calling at 7AM. FML
Today, I was having trouble sleeping, and I was almost asleep when I got a call from one of those spam places. They left a voicemail, which I made the mistake of listening to. The voice was so slowed down, it was very creepy, especially late at night. I don't think I'll be sleeping at all tonight. FML
Today, while lifeguarding, I received six prank phone calls on the official pool phone. When it rang again, I picked it up, told them to go fuck themselves, hung up, and then left the phone off the hook. A second later, my cellphone rang. It was my boss, telling me to get a sense of humor. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
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ChrisWaines 9
You can always add yourself to local church group's calling lists. They'll talk to you all the time!
xlord 27
Some people are just really bad at making friends and extremely shy. They might also not want to call others unless they know they are friends because they don't want to 'annoy'. Even if it was a lack of effort on OP's part, the feeling of complete loneliness is one of the worst possible feelings.
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angelitared 27
Join a club, get a dog(go to the dog park) take up yoga,volunteer at a senior home(they will tell you stories for days),bike ride, it's not hard to make the first step in trying to meet new people.... Go to church, bible study ... The list goes on. People will except you!!! Stay positive!
RedPillSucks 31
*accept Unless you meant that people will call everyone except you.
Fedezzer 20
That's exactly what I was thinking. I can't stress how much a difference the two similar words make when used wrong in this sentence #33.
finch01 18
get rid of Ur phone. one less bill
InfamousRaider 15
Possibly buying a xbox 360 ps3 etc. and internet you can play with other people and even talk to them.
lucianaamelia 21
Call me!
RobertGlessinv 3
It's okay, we have all felt like that, keep your head up high.
mac8080 7
Forever alone jeez bro
Blaze321 5
:(
spottyblanket 8
Hahaha, is there a romance blossoming?
Mamaluigi619 4
thats disapointing
kobykai 3
Forever Alone