Today, I received a notice that if I don't move the abandoned vehicle from outside my house it will be repossessed at my expense. My car isn't abandoned. FML
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Today, I got a call from a police department saying that if I didn't move my car from a store's parking lot within the next 15 minutes, they were going to tow it and charge me for the fee. I was at work and the reason I parked it there is because it started smoking and almost caught fire. FML
Today, my car was towed for the second time in front of my own house. They tried to tell me it was because they didn't think I lived there anymore. The person who had it towed had just spoken to me not three hours before. FML
Today, I found out that my Mom had taken out a loan out on my car from the repo man taking my car away. FML
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
Today, I received an overdue bill for my now nonexistent car that caught fire in July. FML
Today, my car is so unreliable that I received a letter saying that it had been kicked out of the American Automobile Association. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I found out that the badly-parked car without MOT, that I chose not to report, has been moved and now blocking my car in. I need to get to the shops and have no idea who the driver is. FML
Today, I rented a car via an app for a family function. Turns out it was in default and was repossessed while I was there. I had to ride three hours back home with my girlfriend's dad, who probably thinks I don't pay my bills. FML
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Top comments
morganrules123 10
As long as you have valid license plates on it, they can't say it's abandoned.
gmian 34
Time to start maintaining it!
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Comments (64)
prljm10 10
What are you driving that's that bad??
SpamPam 18
What if it's a neighbor. They could have made a fake note?
ballpython 15
Strategically place a note in your car which covers the VIN # stating it is not an abandoned vehicle.
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
Tell them that the car is not abandoned. Or try parking it somewhere else.
Caitlon 6
Why do you have a crappy car?
worldclassrager 41
Well clean it if needed...or get a garage.,,
zombieslayer83 19
Right? I mean I'm always seeing signs about garage sales. Should be able to pick up a garage there pretty cheap.
chuckcloninger 12
Drive it around the block and park in a different spot. Duh?
cetlawizard 15
I had neighbors who reported my car as abandoned & the police tagged it...(It was a bright red, 1990 ford escort gt, & looked like new) the neighbors just wanted my car towed so their friends could park in my spot & I had to call the city & my landlord to tell them to tell the next person who reported my car that I'd sue the caller for false reporting,impound fees & I'd sue the city if they took my car...never happened again (especially since the landlord evicted the jerks who reported my car) & the cops never put a sticker on my car again for fear of a lawsuit.
ToySoldier92 7
Woaw, watch out, we got a badass over here!
aneurophobia 5
put it inside your garage
rainwolf42 5
uh oh better get maco