Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML
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Hey! I got another lemon in a box today, with the same note. But this time, the "Date me" was in caps and there was drawn a smiley on the lemon. I'm kinda getting creeped out, and i still haven't figured out who made it.
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cottoncandymango 17
Hey, free lemons! Make lemonade. :)
BadApple88 29
Awww that is cute and original
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mimiminx 23
Better than a piece of brain in a box...
RedPillSucks 33
When life gives you brains, you should.... Wait..., What?
mimiminx 23
Dexter reference lost on non-Dexter fans, clearly
Trisha_aus 15
This season of Dexter is awful. Thank god Breaking Bad is back.
23Z9TZO 18
Dexter's been awful since season 5
DFresh503 8
"What's in the box? Tell me whats in the box!"
GalaxyShots 21
"What's in the ******* box?"
michelleJ11 25
Look out for someone with a box of lemons at your front door in a few days; they're ready to make a move, OP.
Alycat6363 15
It's kind of cute other than the part where you don't know who they are and they know where you live...
iwasrlybored 11
Well you know his name is life.
ratorr2 23
Seems like you have shy secret admirer. Sounds like something I would do. LoL. Don't be too weirded out by it. They could have sent you much worse things.
cna1216 15
Ya, remember the post where a girl recieved a giant ***** in the mail with a note saying "To prepare you for the real thing"? Creepy.
ilovefall10 21
Maybe it's from the same guy who keeps mailing potatoes to his sister.
perdix 31
Don't get too excited -- the guy's probably a fruit.
Enslaved 38
"Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg. The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed."
crazytwinsmom 25
OP will be hearing Zeppelin in the near future, the stalker will be serenading her.
Bekowski 5
It was probably that creepy uncle again.
cna1216 15
My suggestion is to go around asking about any underground lemonade clubs...most likely your sweetheart is staking there out. ;)