Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received the Christmas gift I bought for my sister in the mail. I also received a nearly $200 bill for shipping fees, taxes, etc. for a $50 blanket from Canada. FML
Today, I finally got a Christmas gift, a calligraphy set, for my father that I have been looking for for a month. My dad came home happily with the same calligraphy set today, saying that he surprised himself for Christmas. He got it cheaper than me. FML
Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML
Today, I gave over $100 to my online friend in presents for Christmas, only to find out he can't use any because of his strict parents. FML
Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML
Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, my Dad came home with a $500 jacket that he'd bought himself for Christmas. I'd bought him the same one, and it's non refundable. FML
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midoridoll 3
Internet? The store could have a website you could order from
amii_boi 0
Ship it to me :P
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Comments (423)
tilltheendoftime 0
Maybe it's an invitation for you to come stay with him.
funnyman227 0
Damn Canada and their Canada only stores and 'we'll let you in if you have a job we need' policy.
bbutterflyy 2
It's the same in US... So Shut!
jaramia20 5
Mail order ...
davthedwarf 0
What store is it and where do you live
scbukartek 0
Cash advance it out from a bank like wells fargo
Natalieking 0
online shopping!
Rastah420 0
Internet man
lady_rapid10 0
Aww at least he cares bout u to send something
canzonetta 16
Maybe it's a hint and he wants you to come over!
ItsThisGirl 17
use it on the store's website