Miscellaneous: Today, the only people who like me are a meth addict, a homeless... - FML

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By whatisfriend - 05/03/2017 16:00

Today, the only people who like me are a meth addict, a homeless guy, and my therapist. I don't think the meth head actually likes me, and I give money to the other two. FML

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watermelon15 35

Sunday 5 March 2017 16:24

Put yourself out there and make friends! Be polite and friendly and people will be attracted to that!

Animeisbaetho 19

Sunday 5 March 2017 17:55

Things will get better if you put yourself out there. Find a hobby and meet enthusiasts, maybe a club of some sort, or stay online and find a friend there; maybe a randomized group chat. Just try to force yourself in social positions.

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watermelon15 35

Sunday 5 March 2017 16:24

Put yourself out there and make friends! Be polite and friendly and people will be attracted to that!

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 March 2017 16:31

Start giving money to the meth head, or at least the box set of Breaking Bad. Buying what appears to be friendship is a legit strategy.

Animeisbaetho 19

Sunday 5 March 2017 17:55

Things will get better if you put yourself out there. Find a hobby and meet enthusiasts, maybe a club of some sort, or stay online and find a friend there; maybe a randomized group chat. Just try to force yourself in social positions.

KFrankly 18

Sunday 5 March 2017 17:59

hl

KFrankly 18

Sunday 5 March 2017 17:59

hl

KFrankly 18

Sunday 5 March 2017 17:59

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Cali 54

Monday 6 March 2017 11:36

You ok there, buddy?

Thor1012 28

Sunday 5 March 2017 18:12

the meth head likes you... but doesn't like you... Im confused.. anyway put yourself out there join a club or even online events to meet people. i feel for you, it sucks but you can make it better

Robby Lane 2

Sunday 5 March 2017 18:48

I've actually been in the exact same scenario!!

young_stud 14

Sunday 5 March 2017 19:37

At least you're already seeing a therapist to help take care of your problem.

dabomsht123 3

Sunday 5 March 2017 20:20

Just love your positivity!!

thundermoo 16

Tuesday 7 March 2017 3:48

this is fml. positivity abounds.

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