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whatisfriend

Today, the only people who like me are a meth addict, a homeless guy, and my therapist. I don't think the meth head actually likes me, and I give money to the other two. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Put yourself out there and make friends! Be polite and friendly and people will be attracted to that!

Things will get better if you put yourself out there. Find a hobby and meet enthusiasts, maybe a club of some sort, or stay online and find a friend there; maybe a randomized group chat. Just try to force yourself in social positions.

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if the meth head likes you, I must wonder what you are giving them

My first guess is: meth It's my second and third guess, too.

oral sex. also, rides to work.

debbyman13 22

Don't give money to the homeless then?

This is my fml. I was seeing the girl (meth addict) who was supposedly two years clean. Turns out she isn't. I'm no longer seeing her. Also had to cut off the homeless guy. He was nice but refused to work, go to school, etc and just wanted to hang out with me 24/7. Tried to move in. It was too much. I'm so socially awkward I was uncomfortable at a Magic the Gathering tournament last week. But at least I have you guys. :-)

species4872 20

Yeah we luv ya too.