Health: Today, I realized that I started my period five days early. How?...

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By Alwaysme0 - 03/06/2016 17:38 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized that I started my period five days early. How? Because the cute guy behind me at Walmart pointed out. I was buying tampons. FML

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Leviathene 34

Saturday 4 June 2016 12:00

At least he let you know. It's embarrassing, yes, but other people would've just laughed at you and let you go without saying a thing.

will968 15

Saturday 4 June 2016 2:58

Just out of time

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will968 15

Saturday 4 June 2016 2:58

Just out of time

Leviathene 34

Saturday 4 June 2016 12:00

At least he let you know. It's embarrassing, yes, but other people would've just laughed at you and let you go without saying a thing.

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