MrConcise
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Today, I realized my favorite pen advertises a vaginal cream. I've been letting people borrow it for months. FML
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MrConcise 35
Here's how it went down: The previous shop owner retired just before I started working at my job. I took over his office, but he left a lot of shit behind. Besides, when you find a pen that actually works, you don't look too far into it. I suppose the girl riding the moped should've tipped me off a little sooner, though.
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ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha I have a Viagra pen that I've been loaning out!!! We complete each other:3 haha
feelingold 18
Oh sh*t I've just realized you're both men! ABORT, ABORT
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Comments (84)
Aryn16 14
how'd you get that pen anyways.?
Llamacod 11
From the 1:pharmacy 2: doctor's office 3: the drug rep
Kyle_Kawi27 7
I had one of them pens, i got it from a barber though...
Wizzlbang 10
Write the company and tell them you've been advertising for them for months, they might send you a free sample!
MUTINY_fml 7
LOL i don't see how you didn't notice that but that's hilarious! x)
iAlissa 34
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ****** cream
iAlissa 34
With ice cream.
TheRandomIndian 17
Cherry pie
robotiick7 23
And whip cream
Capt_Oblivious 10
Some ****** cream on your Bic huh?
feelingold 18
You have a FAVORITE PEN? Automatic YDI. I didn't even read the rest.
MacMonster 10
Well, someone's an asshole..
theycallmekitty 13
What's wrong with having a favorite pen.....?
TheRandomIndian 17
You didn't seem to care when you wanted a three some with OP and the guy with a Viagra pen 23
feelingold 18
You caught me. And I would have got away with it IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLESOME KIDS. ...I'm clearly not serious dudes.....noone's this much of an asshole...
ozpunker 20
Why use vaginal cream when you can just scratch down there with your favourite pen?
PenguinBitch 44
Now I know who /not/ to ask for a pen.
Llamacod 11
Because then the pen would come up with a peculiar odor
ozpunker 20
You should really avoid my Anusol brand pen.
cblock94 7
How have you managed to keep the pen for months after lending it to people? Normally when I do that I never see it again.
Imthebomb36 2
That's not that bad. I take my Viagra pen to school every day and brag about it.
mbe0027 5
True to form, I guess it never dried out!