Today, I realized my favorite pen advertises a vaginal cream. I've been letting people borrow it for months. FML
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Here's how it went down: The previous shop owner retired just before I started working at my job. I took over his office, but he left a lot of shit behind. Besides, when you find a pen that actually works, you don't look too far into it. I suppose the girl riding the moped should've tipped me off a little sooner, though.
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ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha I have a Viagra pen that I've been loaning out!!! We complete each other:3 haha
feelingold 18
Oh sh*t I've just realized you're both men! ABORT, ABORT
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Bcfrmkc816 17
Um ya every time I find a pen marker or whatever like that I check it out. Like a normal person would
v10lentray 2
When i was in college I swiped a prozac pen from the school doctors office. It was a cheap click style pen. I kept taking other pens apart to get new ink. I used it for almost an entire year before i lost it.
pinguino3669_fml 23
It's kinda weird how you didn't realize the pen said that after using it for so long, hopefully next time you'll be more careful!
sharond23 10
seriously. nobody cares what's on your damn pen.