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By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

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Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML

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By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

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By No.Life. - 14/07/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML

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Get a life

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Anonymous - 05/06/2021 11:59 - China - Shanghai

Today, I realised that my social anxiety, fear of people's judgment, social isolation, you name it, have got so bad that I literally have no interests. It got to such a point that I even have nothing to search up in the internet, so I just stare at an empty browser page wondering what should I do with my life. FML

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By pottie69 - 07/09/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

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By Baileyy - 01/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

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Message in a bottle

By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 02:30

Today, after growing tired of my friends group leaving me behind every time and having secrets between them, I started to ignore them and stopped following them, without saying anything. They haven't spoken to me since, and it's been 7 months. I'm alone. FML

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Take a break

By Jekyll - 06/08/2019 08:00 - United States - Norwell

Today, I decided that after three days, I had to cut short my hiatus from social media. I saw a correlation between that and my anxiety going through the roof, causing my work performance to suffer. I’m so addicted to social media that in my off time, I think I was having withdrawal symptoms. FML

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Alone

By Anonymous - 07/11/2019 05:45

Today, I was feeling really down and decided to text a friend to vent to someone about it. Then I realized, I don’t have any friends. FML

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kamikrazy 6

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:47

This is what social networks can do to you.

Navith 13

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:48

Can anyone say LOSER?

Comments

DrHeadshot 5

Thursday 8 May 2014 16:45

This is why I don't use Facebook

shaunr40k 20

Sunday 15 June 2014 15:43

SAD

Thekbking 11

Sunday 12 April 2015 3:38

you're an idiot. nuff said

jbrister111 14

Monday 25 May 2015 23:45

You for being so reliant on Facebook to survive AND for thinking you need to give up something you love for a higher power that couldn't give a shit.

Dr_Awesome654 24

Thursday 14 April 2016 5:47

Maybe you shouldn't be doing "lent."

_Adog2645 24

Sunday 21 August 2016 21:50

What is lent?

lucasjames22 8

Friday 21 July 2017 17:37

I'm sorry but that's pathetic.

T1A2Z3 34

Friday 2 November 2018 17:33

Lent is not supposed to have a negative effect on you. Give up lent and get some help

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