Today, I put scribbles, lines, shapes and random words on my calendar just to make it seem like I was busy. This isn't the first time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
Today, again I wrote out another FML. Again, I deleted it before posting. Every FML I write would seem like I'm just making stuff up, or would be so obviously me that it would just cause me grief. My life is just an endless stream of weird stuff I can't tell family or friends. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours drawing a scenery. I was tired halfway in and took a break. Came back to my room to see it getting scribbled on. FML
Today, I bought an expensive notebook because I wanted to become the kind of person who plans everything. On the first page, I carefully wrote my goals, habits, and schedule. I haven't opened it since. It is now the most organized thing I own. FML
Today, I prepared a detailed plan to organise my life, colour-coded and beautifully illustrated. I was so engrossed in designing the perfect plan that I forgot to actually do any of it and ended up with a highly organised non-starter. FML
Today, after I'd bought a daily planner to write down my plans and my accomplishments for this year, we're now in March and it’s completely empty. I realized that I have no goal, no plans, nothing. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
Today, I took a deep breath and started journaling to "figure out my life." Two hours later, I had written four pages of ranting about my upstairs neighbor's loud footsteps and zero pages about my life goals. FML
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
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Top comments
beclaurela 18
At least you're willing to keep a calendar. I never do anything so I don't bother to even own one.
aintlifeapain 21
Well, scribbling is a form of art. It takes concentration, dedication and a very unfocused mind to scribble. That ain't easy.
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skyeyez9 25
My calendar is full of appts, kid's swim team meets, violin lessons, orthodontist, parent teacher conference, veterinary appt cause your dog snatched a corn cob from your kid, snarfed it down, hasn't shit it out, and you think its stuck, lunch date...etc you will wish you could go back to an empty calendar. Trust me.
worldclassrager 41
Keep going you could be come the next Pablo Picasso...
Cathaniel 4
all that means is you have some free time, so go on and enjoy your life!!
pickleOnABun 10
this is ******* retarded. mine was better than this and it ''wasnt published''. **** this.
ratorr2 23
Who are you trying to impress? If you're doing it because you want to be busy then go out and do something. Join a club or group. If it's because you don't want to look pathetic in front of your friend/family then that's pathetic. Who cares what they think as long as you're happy with your life and free time.
awkwardloveannie 28
hey atleast you have a calender, I get paper and write lists if things I want to do but never do
HeartOfLead 24
It's okay, I do it all the time to my work calender to avoid work.
DWT 18
Why don't you get a job?
Artures_way1 23
I saved myself from this by not having a calendar
randybryant799 21
Seem like you were busy to who?? Who even cares?