Today, I put scribbles, lines, shapes and random words on my calendar just to make it seem like I was busy. This isn't the first time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
Today, again I wrote out another FML. Again, I deleted it before posting. Every FML I write would seem like I'm just making stuff up, or would be so obviously me that it would just cause me grief. My life is just an endless stream of weird stuff I can't tell family or friends. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours drawing a scenery. I was tired halfway in and took a break. Came back to my room to see it getting scribbled on. FML
Today, I bought an expensive notebook because I wanted to become the kind of person who plans everything. On the first page, I carefully wrote my goals, habits, and schedule. I haven't opened it since. It is now the most organized thing I own. FML
Today, I prepared a detailed plan to organise my life, colour-coded and beautifully illustrated. I was so engrossed in designing the perfect plan that I forgot to actually do any of it and ended up with a highly organised non-starter. FML
Today, after I'd bought a daily planner to write down my plans and my accomplishments for this year, we're now in March and it’s completely empty. I realized that I have no goal, no plans, nothing. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
Today, I took a deep breath and started journaling to "figure out my life." Two hours later, I had written four pages of ranting about my upstairs neighbor's loud footsteps and zero pages about my life goals. FML
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
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Top comments
beclaurela 18
At least you're willing to keep a calendar. I never do anything so I don't bother to even own one.
aintlifeapain 21
Well, scribbling is a form of art. It takes concentration, dedication and a very unfocused mind to scribble. That ain't easy.
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Enslaved 38
M-********** T-********** W-********** (2x on hump day) Th-********** F-********** (Then eat cake) S-********** Sunday- ZzzZzzz
BossPathfinderGM 14
Sounds like a college schedule, 12.
j_cat187 20
You must be a red ruin.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Today I learned that cats **********.
eddeeezzyy 19
Damn 12, how'd you know? :/
fukre 3
so u finally got something which kept you 2 minutes busy
KeeLady 20
Why is this considered an FML?
hienzburgess 9
get a life?
ninjuh_wingman 29
At least you try to make it look like you're busy. I just leave mine blank.
phatdaddy62 23
Well then, get out of the damned house and do something!
AKGirlinSD 20
^OP did something; she posted an FML :-). (I'm being sarcastic...)
awkwardology 23
Join the club - we have meetings on Tuesdays & Thursdays (not really but put it on your calendar)
dubaixotic 6
Loser. Sorry, just sayin' what everyone else is thinking.
lil_mars 1
#27 & 18- You two are assholes.
lipun 8
I support you completely. two persons are over confident.
lil_mars 1
Aw! OP- look into joining a club, or take up a new hobby or project like gardening. Also, Google your town's name "+ events" to find a cool festival or activity you can have fun and meet new people at.
LegolasPrincess 10
At least you use your calendar mine is still in the plastic packaging.