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By Yikes. - 17/03/2016 01:04 - United States - Charlotte
Today, I put my scale in timeout because I was sick of it's lies. My fiancee came home, asked where it was, and I said "It's in timeout, thinking about what it's done. It deserves what it got." He then said, "Not having kids was a good idea, sweetie." FML.