Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
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mbusey 20
It's not like you knew she had one and you were saying that to hurt her feelings. Unless you were, in which case you're a dick
seacadet 18
You have nothing to apologize for. They only serve as a **** target, as far as I'm concerned.
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Comments (73)
lmbachman 23
Oh well, sucks to be her... You're allowed to have an opinion. And I agree with you. There are a very few that I've seen that are nice, but most of the time, yes, I think they look trashy.
513cletus 11
I don't like them either. My ex had one that said 'woot' which was the first four letters of her last name. Every time I was hitting it from behind I'd be like 'woot woot' because her dad asked me infront of her if I did... I said no, but immediately started to afterwards.
apu_nahasapeemap 10
I'm not a big fan of tramp stamps either, but judging someone based on the location of a tattoo, as many posters are doing, is a pretty big stretch.
WaBrewer 11
No secret why he likes her.
anotherbrittany 5
Not all who have them are tramps, but I have seen a few that pretty much let you know they are. It depends on why you get, if you get something that just has naughty written across your lower back you're just asking to be put in this stereotype. Just because someone has ink back there doesn't mean it defines them.
Aweh_Olivia 13
Wow that reminds me of the time I was having a conversation with a stranger about names we didn't like, and I said Mary, and turns out her name was Mary.
love_me_electric 20
Why would you even have that conversation with someone if you don't know their name? You must like to live dangerously.
Jared900DUmpling 30
Heh. Stretched ears are better.
djPanda 8
SURPRISE MOTHA FUKA
aligater10 7
Its your opinion don't stray from it
cheshirecat13242 32
Good luck to her, screw that trashy bitch and her opinion.. She told the world her opinion doesn't matter when she got a tramp stamp
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
Seriously, **** you. This comment is the most idiotic thing I've ever had the misfortune of reading. Having a lower back tattoo doesn't make her a "trashy bitch," but clearly you're a ******* asshole based on the way you carry yourself. Saying her opinion doesn't matter to the world because of her lower back tattoo just makes you sound even stupider than you do on other FMLs, which I didn't think was possible.
cheshirecat13242 32
Get raped while you're on fire, #143. Clearly you're a dumb bitch with a tramp-stamp that got butt-hurt based on a random opinionated post on a comedy site.
cheshirecat13242 32
Sorry I offended you & your tramp-stamp. Best wishes.