Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
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mbusey 20
It's not like you knew she had one and you were saying that to hurt her feelings. Unless you were, in which case you're a dick
seacadet 18
You have nothing to apologize for. They only serve as a **** target, as far as I'm concerned.
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Comments (73)
Poupoule_fml 14
"Yeah, like that one."
Mdhughey 7
That's what happens when you judge people because they like having certain spots tattooed
linchan 6
Sucks to be you xD
ohSNAPyall 27
If she's gotten it in the past 5 years, then she knew that stereotype was out there before she did it. It's not the first time she's heard this.
AsianBomb_xo 10
lol awkward..but, aye it's not like you knew in thee first place. ( :
ohnowhyme123 15
nice first impression
Axel5238 29
Sorry to hear that OP, but as someone said avoid "voicing hates" when you are just meeting someone. You don't want to piss someone off when trying to make a good impression. Tattoos do have different meanings to many people, but some locations are so common with certain groups of people. The aren't gonna ask your life story why you got a tattoo above your butt they are gonna assume. A lot of people with face tattoos haven't been in jail, but a lot have and that is the association. You can't be surprised that people think that.
Gunnarr 12
"Yeah, like that."
thatg1ng3r 13
I would have said "yup!" And walked away.
worldclassrager 41
Take it back...or just say it looks good on you or comment on something you "like" about it...