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By crapedup - 10/10/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML

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Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:58

Throw cookies back at her? That's how we solve things in my household.

jenchen 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:51

Milk solves everything (:

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Saturday 25 October 2014 22:26

If milk can make bones stronger I'm sure it can make marriage stronger too.

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