Today, I'm on spring break on a tropical island, visiting family I hadn't seen in years. They invited me out to eat, and won't take no for an answer. All of this would be wonderful, if it weren't for the fact that I've been vomiting to the point of expelling bile and dry heaving for the last two days. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I've been in Bali for 12 days. We have done nothing but sit around because my whole family is sick, and they won't let me do anything because it's supposed to be a "family vacation". FML
Today, I started my first 3-day weekend in over a month after asking for one. I also start the neverending diarrhea and vomit spiral because my stomach can’t handle a little spice. So much for a relaxing 3-day weekend. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Today, I have an awful stomach virus. I can only drink liquids and can't eat anything solid, especially anything spicy. My dad forced me to eat the fajitas he'd made for dinner and screamed at me when I told him I couldn't, then screamed at me again for "wasting food" when I predictably threw up all over the floor. FML
Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
Today, it's been five days since I finally made it to my dream vacation destination, after months of planning, saving, and dreaming. I got food poisoning within hours of arriving and I've spent the last five days in my hotel room, staring at a toilet. FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Today, I have to reschedule the vacation I had planned for eight months because I have the flu, and feel too sick to go and enjoy myself at a waterpark. This vacation is the only thing that's kept me sane these last two months. FML
Today, I returned from a 5-day cruise for my senior spring break, filled with gorgeous sorority girls from all over the country. I was seasick the whole time. FML
Today, I'm finally visiting my long-distance boyfriend in his home country. He has a vomit-inducing migraine, and the traditional food he fed me triggered the worst kidney attack I've had in years. We're both lying on the couch writhing in pain. Yay, quality time together. FML
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Enkeria 30
I'm sorry OP! Feel better soon!
jbivens1992 17
What horrible timing! Sorry to hear that OP, I hope you start to recover soon so you can enjoy the rest of your break and your family time! :)
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Comments (22)
Sweet_Melody 15
I'm sorry that's happening to you, I hope you get better soon.
wolf12king 12
And I thought the shit I've had was bad
TripleATeam 13
Woah. Two days of vomit. I'm so sorry for you; even an hour is horrible. I can't imagine 48 of them.
yerawizardlizzy 27
I hope they were pestering you to trick you and take you to a hospital instead, which is where you need to go. If you've been vomiting that much, you need something to get you to stop vomiting and some fluids.
TeacherTeacher 11
You need to see a doctor. After 2 days you're getting seriously dehydrated.
gring40 10
Zika virus? See a doc?
ImGoth 15
I think you need to see a doctor
0262944 15
She'll be okay. That used to happen to me every 20 minutes for days at a time. It will go away. Trust me.
rockydify 22
You: "Sorry, I can't come out, I'm projectile vomiting" Them: "Ok, fair enough" See how easy it is?
doumtabarnack 12
Not that I don't feel for you but I just wanna mention to you if you had been vomiting bile, you'd be dying or dead
fwongraven 10
Wait, what? You vomit bile when there's nothing left in your stomach but you're still heaving. I'd be dead two dozen times over by now if you were right!
naiveprophet 15
Wow, you must be a doctor.