Today, I'm in love with a girl I can't get, I have social anxiety,... - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2022 01:09 - United States - Parsippany

Today, I'm in love with a girl I can't get, I have social anxiety, and I only have a month until I never see her again. FML

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cjrog727 2

Tuesday 31 May 2022 18:19

that "social anxiety" mindset is so weak man. we all start somewhere. get off your ass and do something about it. if you're comfortable, you're not growing.

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cjrog727 2

Tuesday 31 May 2022 18:19

that "social anxiety" mindset is so weak man. we all start somewhere. get off your ass and do something about it. if you're comfortable, you're not growing.

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