Audrey
Germany
Today, I’m eight months pregnant. My six-year-old son told me: "Mom, the baby farted in your belly". Why would he think that? "Well, because the smell comes out of your mouth!" FML
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RedCronos 17
"Just 30 seconds of rinsing, twice a day!"
Shawn2095 18
Taking "shit talk" to a new level
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RichardPencil 32
Farty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!
species4872 20
The child has a creative mind.
shitstorm28 11
on the plus side, your kid is hilarious.
KHYLAZ 3
Children say funny truth in most direct ways
elsie23 11
Kids say the truth
lovely234_fml 16
Damn.
ya_boy_jimmy1996 11
dang your son is gonna be roasting people left and right when he grows up
ya_boy_jimmy1996 11
dang your son is gonna be roasting people left and right when he grows up