Kids: Today, I’m eight months pregnant. My six-year-old son told me:...

By Audrey - 04/12/2014 10:02 - Germany

Today, I’m eight months pregnant. My six-year-old son told me: "Mom, the baby farted in your belly". Why would he think that? "Well, because the smell comes out of your mouth!" FML

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RedCronos 17

Wednesday 12 October 2016 11:01

"Just 30 seconds of rinsing, twice a day!"

Shawn2095 18

Wednesday 12 October 2016 11:44

Taking "shit talk" to a new level

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 12 October 2016 16:33

Farty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!

species4872 19

Wednesday 12 October 2016 18:21

The child has a creative mind.

shitstorm28 11

Wednesday 12 October 2016 20:02

on the plus side, your kid is hilarious.

KHYLAZ 3

Wednesday 12 October 2016 22:00

Children say funny truth in most direct ways

elsie23 11

Thursday 13 October 2016 2:14

Kids say the truth

lovely234_fml 16

Thursday 13 October 2016 23:39

Damn.

ya_boy_jimmy1996 11

Friday 16 June 2017 19:02

dang your son is gonna be roasting people left and right when he grows up

ya_boy_jimmy1996 11

Friday 16 June 2017 19:02

dang your son is gonna be roasting people left and right when he grows up

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