chloe_zjk
France
Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
Keep letting them buy you coffee. Once you have cup #100 you get superspeed and can save everyone in case there is a fire.
vreid 20
Or just be honest and say I've already had coffee but your offer is very kind thank you
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Blestud 10
So this is one of almost none fml that "you deserve it" is actually a good thing?
wvcheesehead 13
Meet our receptionist... Cornholio.
cappellaaa 23
Just politely decline! That much caffeine is terrible for you.
coraline123c 23
There's nothing wrong or rude about refusing someone's offering of coffee
joshi42 16
I guess YDI for being too cute.
purple_lurple123 12
Too much caffeine is bad for your body. I suggest to just be kind to the next one and say, "No thank you."
NamelessFace 22
Okay I doubt many people will get this but Godot is probably seriously disappointed right now.
ScarfWynaut 2
Did Ctrl + F and searched for Godot, surprised not many other people picked up on that. OP's almost nailed the godot impersonation with the 17 cups.
missbrit818 20
Well.. You dont have to drink all of them. Take it as a compliment
teentee401 37
Saying no doesn't necessarily make you impolite...
Xobubblyxo 23
Lol how has your bladder not exploded?