chloe_zjk
France
Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
Keep letting them buy you coffee. Once you have cup #100 you get superspeed and can save everyone in case there is a fire.
vreid 20
Or just be honest and say I've already had coffee but your offer is very kind thank you
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sturschaedel 27
20 seems to know what he's talking about!
sexymomo1234 20
They are trying to get you drunk on coffee!
ebadams311 10
this incredibly funny. maybe they'll notice after your jittering and talking like a rabbid squirrel lmao
dark_angel4121 12
You need to stop sweetie. That many cups can lead to your heart accelerate to rapid beats which can lead to cardiac arrest.
slyronit 3
You'll soon be the office *****. Congrats!
sousaphonist 14
...you're asking for decaf, right?
Miss_Scarlet 9
Just politely say you don't consume caffeine.
thuglife69420 6
Plot twist: they have a betting ring going to see how many cups of coffee they can get you to drink before you say no. Or die from a heart attack. Whichever comes first.
cyna_g 18
So troubling
CourtJester27 12
ARACHNAPOOOOOOO!!!