chloe_zjk
France
Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
Keep letting them buy you coffee. Once you have cup #100 you get superspeed and can save everyone in case there is a fire.
vreid 20
Or just be honest and say I've already had coffee but your offer is very kind thank you
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KingSplatter 9
That's not an FML, that is pure win! Not only are you attractive enough that people want to buy you coffee, you get free coffee (the nectar of the gods) all day. Some of us have to buy our own.
militarybrat 21
Give it to other people?
AshleyKim420 5
I honestly can't feel sorry for you. That is ******* awesome!
berkeleyjake 13
Keep a mug on your desk with coffee in it so you can politely decline. or use a travel mug with a lid so they can't see the contents or check to see if it is cold "and you need a new one"
ZannityZan 13
"Thanks for the offer, but I've already had several cups!" Not hard, and far better than caffeinating your system to that degree.
Nina825 21
Today I drank 2 cups of coffee and smacked into sliding glass door because I was too energetic :/ .... So really 17 cups!! That ain't really good .:
Kilrtgr 5
caffeine rush
TheHeavyOne 15
Greatest job ever, how dare you complain!!!
salamancer 11
At least they're being super welcoming! I would be happy
kalbrek009 20
No sleep for the next month?