Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
Today, I was woken up by my phone alarm blaring at full volume. I grabbed it to hit snooze, but in my half-asleep state, I accidentally threw it across the room. It hit the wall, bounced off, and landed in my fish tank. My fish is fine. My phone is not. FML
Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, my nephew asked if I wanted to see a magic trick. I humored him and let him give it a go. He covered my phone with a blanket, counted to three, and revealed that it had "disappeared." The little genius had dropped it into a fish tank while I wasn't looking. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
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ciigoeswtf 11
Samsung Galaxy S4 commercial?
Feedmyaddiction5 14
3 year old+alone with expensive technology= something bad will happen
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Comments (86)
ryanpetersen3 2
is ur phone a galaxy s4? hhahahah just like in the comnercial
phillysportsfan 13
That's so cute but soooo sad.
joopjoop 19
as the parent of a 3 year old, ydi for giving them your phone unsupervised
Ponchofatcat 1
Too bad she didn't buy the 200$ car.
capnbzarr 43
Seriously, you're going to give an expensive, important piece of electronics to a toddler and be surprised when it gets trashed? I hope you and your kid each learned your respective lessons.
ally354 4
Aww that's so adorable. But it sucks to be you!
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Oh come on! As a mom of a three year old, I would have known that was going to happen and OP should have too. Also, four words- Three. Year. Old. Logic
fabforever 10
At least she didn't take the fish out of the bowl and watched finding nemo with it....
ClaytorNator 12
Oh nice, OP... You can copy from a commercial! Congrats!
tjv3 10
You have to admit that is cute lol