Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
Today, I was woken up by my phone alarm blaring at full volume. I grabbed it to hit snooze, but in my half-asleep state, I accidentally threw it across the room. It hit the wall, bounced off, and landed in my fish tank. My fish is fine. My phone is not. FML
Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, my nephew asked if I wanted to see a magic trick. I humored him and let him give it a go. He covered my phone with a blanket, counted to three, and revealed that it had "disappeared." The little genius had dropped it into a fish tank while I wasn't looking. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
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ciigoeswtf 11
Samsung Galaxy S4 commercial?
Feedmyaddiction5 14
3 year old+alone with expensive technology= something bad will happen
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Comments (86)
simsgirlgem 25
sounds like it might have been safer to have it on the tv
Shazam25 7
Is this just an ad for the new "life-proof" phone?
SwaggCapone 11
^ why was that voted down. and invest in a lifeproof case
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Lifeproof cases are a great investment. I had a friend drop his iPhone in the lake while we were putting our boat in the water...luckily he had one and his phone still worked.
Futacy 30
Looks like you're going to need a few bags of dry rice.
Yeliab333 20
That is so cute:) lol but sorry about your phone OP.
fancyturdhat 11
Is this fml because your daughter is a pregnant ****, or because her best friend is female, and she's dumber than a box of hair?
Grimnirwher9 21
You sure this is on the right page?
Grimnirwher9 21
Why the hell would you give a smartphone to a three year old kid? YDI big time!
glamorous18 10
that's why you don't give a 3-year-old your phone. YDI
Caitie_kid 8
Yep life proof cases are awesome! I dropped my phone in the ocean while on vacation in the dark. I was calling it and looking all over the beach and there it was, lighting up under about 3 feet of water perfectly fine. No glitches or damage at all.