Intimacy: Today, I learnt that my bf likes to out that I'm bi to everyone...

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By MaddJayyy - 06/05/2016 13:43 - Australia - Subiaco

Today, I learnt that my bf likes to out that I'm bi to everyone he knows. There's even been jokes about me seducing his cousin and 'keeping it in the family' FML

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smallandroid 26

Saturday 7 May 2016 16:28

Wow... that guy doesn't seem like a considerate person to be with at all...

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the_real_dvd 21

Saturday 7 May 2016 3:42

Well, did you seduce his cousin?

smallandroid 26

Saturday 7 May 2016 16:28

Wow... that guy doesn't seem like a considerate person to be with at all...

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