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By wellthatsucks - 12/02/2016 16:13 - United States - Denver
Today, I learned what happens when you eat jello and sneeze very suddenly. It's the start of my 9 hour shift and one of my white sleeves looks very much like a zombie wiped his boogers all over it. FML