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By TabooSushi - 10/05/2016 11:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if you have a brain fart and mix up the cleaning steps to the ice cream machine at my job, ice cream can just EXPLODE everywhere. Including on me. It took forever to clean up, and I had to take the trolley home, vaguely sticky and smelling like vanilla soft serve. FML

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