Baustigt
Perth, Australia
Today, I learned that an inspired gardening spree is not as fulfilling as some would have us believe. One punctured hand, cactussed foot and bruised ankle later, I'm beginning to regret waking up this morning and thinking, "What the hell, I'll nuke the shit out of some weeds." FML
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DocBastard 40
**** yeah! Gardening inspires the shit out of me! That happens all the time. I wake up like, "**** you, aphids! I'm coming for you. Do you hear that, weeds? That's the sound of me coming after your sorry asses! I'm gonna pull you so ******* hard." And then I realise that I don't have a garden and I get all sad and stuff. True story.
madelinebriana 11
Hey, at least you tried to tackle the job! Take a break and start back up later :)
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ole_sidai 4
How does one "nuke the shit out of weeds"?
Michaelsgirl04 9
simple! You just drop bombs on them til they shit themselves! ...what? weeds can't shit? oh...well then I've got nothing
BlesstheSilence 11
I think if you find some hella strong weed killer at Lowe's or Home Depot then it might be possible to nuke the shit outta them weeds.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Easy, all you have to do is to do genetic experiments on it until it has an anus. Then plant it on the ground on a secret North Korean test site. Then you nuke it. I tried this before when America was still testing Nuclear weapons on the surface.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Shit, I meant the USSR. Forgive me, Stalin.
Azula272 14
If its a Legend of Zelda bomb plant the weed will nuke itself!
loserman67 36
Been there, done that, have the blisters. I feel your pain!
lollipop77_fml 6
When I read fml stories like this one, it makes me glad that we still have a snow covered yard! My weeding season doesn't usually start until May/June :). Soz to hear of your gardening injuries - guess the weeds nuked the shit out of you! ;)
Brannie 4
one does not simply.. go on a gardening spree
Cavebone 5
Next time try using gloves and wearing shoes.
marinus_fml 20
Please don't tell me you sustained each injury in a separate instance. If you punctured your hand and kept weeding, you deserved it.
RedPillSucks 33
Admin. Why can't we thumb up OP posts?
ZTD09 2
+1 to OP because I can't actually +1 him.
DoneBeenShrunk 0
I was able to +1 ...
isquaredkeepingitreal 24
The best OP response I have seen yet! :D
muffinXmonster 12
Damn cactus
fernclogger 5
Attack of the plants!!!!
jujubunni5 9
Well I'm still proud you tried. A for effort
thejargogler 4
In soviet Russia, weeds nuke YOU!!