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By GeriatricNotSenile - 20/03/2016 17:52 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I learned my grandson tells everyone I have dementia to explain his compulsive labeling of everything in our house. Apparently, I otherwise don't know what is the "table" or "sink" or "refrigerator". This puts his friends' behavior towards me in a new light. FML
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CheekyRaccoon 27

I was going to make a joke, but I forgot what it was.

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TymeToTry_fml 11

Well, just for the laugh try to act like you do and see if his friends stick around. :p

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Redmond64 16

You'd rather have yourself be made fun of than your grandkid, surely?

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individual00 14

I feel like this really needs a follow up.

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Tomryan279 10

Maybe he thinks that you have dementia. If you don't then explain to him all the labeling of thing so when asked he can tell the truth.

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GirasolNegro 22

Swipe labels around to drive him nuts!

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capnjacksparrow 7

Next time you hear he's coming over, take off all the labels; not only will his ocd be killing him, but his friends will be wondering what labels he was talking about and think hes crazy.

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mynoch 7

You are a much nicer person than me, because I would have so much fun messing with him and his friends.

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mthurston 14

Walk around naked, act all loopy! Play it up!

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