Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I live in a studio and I can hear really weird noises coming from my neighbours, my walls, my floor, and even inside, without knowing what did fall/scratch/move. I seriously wonder if someone lives hidden in the walls. I don't know if I should call the cops, a psychiatrist, or an exorcist. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, a quiet afternoon at the library turned stressful when my phone started blasting music. Every attempt to silence it somehow increased the volume. After seconds of panic, I realised the sound wasn't coming from my phone. It was a kid's toy buried somewhere in my backpack after a visit from my niece. The reading room people still glared at me like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, I was WFH on a video call with my team when my toddler barged into the room. As I tried to calmly guide her out, she managed to turn my Bluetooth speaker on, which started blasting "Baby Shark" to my entire team. They now have a new nickname for me. FML
Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
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Top comments
XxNekoLovexX 26
Asshole neighbor strikes once more.
Acacia21 23
Really creepy of your neighbor. Hopefully they don't do it again. FYL
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Comments (128)
bassfisher100 23
that's freaky either way
FoxHunt9119 19
Return the favor do it right back.
catseye9 7
someone please teach me XD
scorture 3
This is ******* brilliant XD
orsombre_fml 11
You are creepier than he is, to consider an exorcist. There is enough horrors in real life, not to be afraid by an imaginary child at night in your living room!
ApplePie1994 27
I see my comment was deleted. Pity; it was a reference to The Exorcist. Thought it was funny. Ah, well.
fml_fyl_ydi_1342 8
Or just turn it off when you're not using it...
Paladeus 9
He may be a dick, but it's still freaking awesome! Plus, if it's an animosity thing rather than good fun, there'll be records and you can just go to the police and they can investigate (unless they're dicks,) and your neighbor will be more scared than you for what is, by definition (seriously,) "cyber terrorism". Using the internet to spread fear and panic and causing disruption to your life. ^_^ Not as serious as that, but technically still accurate. REVENGE!
Meanmommy02 11
Awesome!!
lidool_zoppy 8
omg hahaha I'd be scared too!!!!