Today, I introduced my ex-wife to my new girlfriend. They got along so well that my new girlfriend is going to my ex-wife's house tonight "just to hang out". FML
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Michael here... I had to introduce the new girlfriend to the exwife when I picked up my kid. My exwife didn't want my son spending the weekend with me and her if she didn't meet her. They did end up sharing things about me. However they claim that if I think that's all they talked about that I'm really conceded. I think I'm more paranoid than conceded, though.
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xrudeboyrock 29
conceded = conceited?
19990231 29
200, Wouldn't it be a grammar nazi? He did spell the work correctly, he just misused the word.
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Comments (215)
princessxD 0
Have a 3 sum!
buu700 3
'Today, I introduced my exwife to my new girlfriend. They got along so well that my new girlfriend is going to my exwife's house tonight "just to hang out". MLIA' FTFY, and YDI for caring...
Fractal_fml 0
#7 fails. If they're having passionate girl-on-girl sex, why the hell would you wanna miss it?
Anextase 0
23-Sarcasm.
Higgy531 0
Deep, dark secrets aren't the only Deep thing they'll be sharing IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
redbluegreen 41
#23/ Fractal - I was using sarcasm... Of course he'll want to be there for that!
iLoVeGuMmYbEaRs 0
Why would you introduce them?!
BethanyMae 0
you should never introduce a new girlfriend to an ex wife; your girlfriend is gonna be all buddy buddy with your ex wife to know allll your secrets, which your ex wife is going to be more than willing to tell.
dmmd8686 0
I think you did the right thing...people who say "never introduce exes to currents" have likely not been married (it's a whole different thing than dating). This could be either really good or really bad for you. Gossip about you is guaranteed, though.
christinnaaa 10
You do deserve this ! Don't you watch two and a half men ?? Candi and Judith !! Same thing !! Say goodbye to your new girlfriend .. Ur ex wife is gonna tell her why your first marrige faild (:
urmomrocks 5
Two and a Half Men reference-win!
Sportsfan86 3
YDI