Today, I introduced my ex-wife to my new girlfriend. They got along so well that my new girlfriend is going to my ex-wife's house tonight "just to hang out". FML
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Michael here... I had to introduce the new girlfriend to the exwife when I picked up my kid. My exwife didn't want my son spending the weekend with me and her if she didn't meet her. They did end up sharing things about me. However they claim that if I think that's all they talked about that I'm really conceded. I think I'm more paranoid than conceded, though.
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xrudeboyrock 29
conceded = conceited?
19990231 29
200, Wouldn't it be a grammar nazi? He did spell the work correctly, he just misused the word.
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Comments (215)
arby 0
They're going to have sweet lesbian loving! Thats what my ex and his new boyfriend did :)
bob1124 0
Why do you talk to your ex wife?
Lyss09 10
Obviously because they have a kid together, and it's what's best for their child?
iSkateFlip 0
Sounds very similar to an episode of Two and a Half Men
WickedGears 0
YDI for introducing them.
DigitalShoelaces 0
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!?!
nirvan5a 1
LOL, get both of them or lose both of them.
DigitalShoelaces 0
^^^TRUE!
eric_p 0
its not really a bad thing...you could throw around the idea of a threesome
Freaky_Darlings 0
:3 Do you suspect?
popemichael 9
Michael here... I had to introduce the new girlfriend to the exwife when I picked up my kid. My exwife didn't want my son spending the weekend with me and her if she didn't meet her. They did end up sharing things about me. However they claim that if I think that's all they talked about that I'm really conceded. I think I'm more paranoid than conceded, though.
xrudeboyrock 29
conceded = conceited?
sammyjo06 14
You do know conceded is a completely separate word with an entirely different meaning from conceited, right? Concede is when you admit that the other person was right in an argument. Conceited means you're full of yourself.
an3ph 20
Maybe he is completely full of concessions.
klc20071989_fml 20
No need to be grammar Nazis people.
Psychosys 16
They're not being grammar nazis, they're being spelling nazis...I fully support the spelling nazis, as I am one myself!
19990231 29
200, Wouldn't it be a grammar nazi? He did spell the work correctly, he just misused the word.
NotGabe 28
Michael, I'm highly curious to know what your other posted FML is.
coppersmith 13
And thus spake the grammar Nazi... #201
chosha_fml 27
#201 Actually, this might be a job for the vocabulary nazis.
CarlosDanger 12
It was not misused.
atvvstree 2
My dads first wife and my mom are pretty good friends and it's turned out well
BrotherPhil 35
#199 You're no fun anymore.
Vegetarian27 24
Sounds exactly like the episode of Two and A Half Men where Judith and Kandi become friends (season 3)
the_runner 1
Yes it's true that there are two forms, conceited and conceded. But if the author thinks the women were only talking about him and they accused him of being "conceited" then that would be the correct form because they were saying he is full of himself. So thank you for your definitions but you're still wrong.
ImBored089 13
He spelt it right, just used it in the wrong context.
cypherwars 15
#217 I was thinking of the same thing.