Anonymous
United States
Today, I held the door open for an old man in a motorized wheelchair. He missed the door, hit my foot, and called me an asshole for getting in his way. FML
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SubjectX 0
this is why I don't help old people.
kfnighthawk 0
If he's gonna be an asshole about it, just push him out of his chair and say, "Why yes, I am an asshole. Bitch."
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Trixies100 0
hahahaha sounds like my grandma
iCommentFML 0
Wow... I'd push that saggy ass of his over! and say hey theirs the asshole
ninjacapo 2
who cares hes gonna die soon anyway. sneak up behind him and scare the crap outta him then say "wht now u old bastard ur gonna die soon whos laughing now"
myworld99 0
I love old people. they don't give a damn what they say. maybe he was embarassed and to cover it up he got grouchy. a lot of older folks are like that.
SoulessRed 0
Should have flipped the old bastard over
ciaobella_fml 0
You never know. People die all the time and didn't think they would. In a car crash, ect. Just saying..
KirstenR 0
What a prick!!
kdkorz 7
What an ungrateful douche. You were just trying to be nice.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I am dissappoint :[ I can't seem to laugh at the darker jokes on this thread; they're too close to the truth. Quick, somebody tell a dead baby joke!
Invictus1221 0
Whats the difference between a bagel and a baby? You put a bagel in the toaster. You put a baby in the oven.
Cupcak3splzz 0
What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree? One is legal to hit with an AX >:P
kfnighthawk 0
If he's gonna be an asshole about it, just push him out of his chair and say, "Why yes, I am an asshole. Bitch."
cobaltstorms 0
#69 is my hero. I would slam the door on his face on his way out.