royallymessedup
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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GroupWorkSucks 15
That's really weird and I feel for you OP, but I gotta ask.... If you thought he was having sex in there, why would you walk in?
Saruh159 13
In his defense, beating your high score on Flappy Bird is almost just as pleasurable.
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Comments (133)
xbaconator9000x 16
You're an asshole!
EvilTurtle 35
I apologize everyone. After reading the FML again I realized that OP did knock. That comment up there deserved to get buried.
quarterbird 18
So... You PURPOSELY tried to walk in on your son and what you thought was a moaning girl???
froggie725 6
more like fappy bird
Oceanborn_fml 24
why the hell would you intentionally walk in on him when you think he's with a girl? give your kids some privacy ffs
ToxicTyrael 26
Why on earth would you want to go in on your son having sex???
Queenie2014 11
So you found out your son wasn't having sex with a girl in his room. How's this an FML again?
1R1X0X0 10
Failed parenting.. YDI
trossi32 8
More like fappy bird...
xSalashawty 30
Reminds me of the FML that had a hard-on playing Flappy Bird. If it's that arousing then I might as well start playing it..