royallymessedup
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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GroupWorkSucks 15
That's really weird and I feel for you OP, but I gotta ask.... If you thought he was having sex in there, why would you walk in?
Saruh159 13
In his defense, beating your high score on Flappy Bird is almost just as pleasurable.
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worldclassrager 41
Flappy bird is intense...no surprise here
hashtaghipster69 16
Who still plays flappy bird
m1k3_b0rr311 15
Sick **** wanting to see your kid get his dick wet
garrett_8614 14
#31 that is not true. It can be prevented by teaching the value of waiting to him at an early age if that is what he wanted to do. Also if you're concerned that your child is doing something he shouldn't be doing, privacy goes out the window. It's time to be a damn parent
Insertnamesz 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well its obvious OP actually wanted her son to be doing the dirty, since it was an FML. Why would it be an FML if she wasn't hoping for her son to be getting lucky. This could be many things. It also could mean she thinks flappy bird is silly and thinks little of her son for celebrating about a high score. Or perhaps OP is a cool but troll-y mom and was hoping her son was getting laid but still wanted to cockblock for the sake of the lol's. We need follow up!
Thunderstruck14 30
Here's an idea: don't purposely try to walk in on two people having sex. If you have a kid who you think is interested in doing it, teach them how to be safe and responsible. Walking in on them won't make them be safe. They'll just try to be more sneaky around you and you'll lose their trust.
Aenterial 11
And his voice was that high? I don't think he'd be old enough to do that, he obviously hasn't hit puberty yet.
RickSanchez 4
Yeah cause barging in and humiliating your child is a great idea. Much better to make them go on down to the railroad tracks to get it on then to be able to do it safely and in private. People who are having sex are going to have it regardless of what their parents say or want. Trying to walk in on it on purpose is just gross.
HeyItsCJ31 4
Personally I find this OP to be a bit ridiculous. You're trying to catch your son with a girl? You sound pretty over-protective to me. I understand wanting things to be "clean" under your roof, but I just find this post to rub me the wrong way.
ryanator008 23
...People still play that shit?