Miscellaneous: Today, I heard my mom call for me from downstairs. I went down... - FML

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By NOPE - 14/03/2016 22:20 - United States - Point Pleasant

Today, I heard my mom call for me from downstairs. I went down after a few minutes only to not be able to find her. I noticed her car was gone and sent her a message, asking where she went. Turns out, she's an hour away coming back from her doctors appointment. I'm writing this from outside. FML

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