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By thetoots - 21/03/2016 01:46 - United States - Rochester

Today, I have allergies and that leads to me sneezing every 2 minutes. I sneezed so hard that I farted during school. I look quickly look around to see if anyone saw, and I turn around to see my crush. FML

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