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By Anonymous - 23/02/2017 06:18 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, I had to teach my 52 year old mother third grade math. She teaches it and did not get it after an hour of me repeating myself. And she raised me.

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UltimateBob 11

Sunday 26 February 2017 23:42

You should probably take her to a psychiatrist or something, I find it difficult to believe that she can't understand the easiest math at 52 and being a teacher without having mental issues. More importantly she has most likely been teaching it for a long time so the fact that she forgot in a year is a real issue

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UltimateBob 11

Sunday 26 February 2017 23:42

You should probably take her to a psychiatrist or something, I find it difficult to believe that she can't understand the easiest math at 52 and being a teacher without having mental issues. More importantly she has most likely been teaching it for a long time so the fact that she forgot in a year is a real issue

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