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By Cligg - 06/04/2016 01:31 - United States - Seattle
Today, I had to pick up a used condom that had the color red on it in the parking lot where I work. The only thing that I hope explains that would be the opened ketchup package that my boss made me clean up with it because he was too grossed out. FML