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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

TeacherLady

Today, I had to listen to a high school student describing how lame his spring break was, because the only fun thing he did was go scuba diving and parasailing. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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seanthadon 3

**** his parents' lives

What else did he want? Joy ride in a new Ferrari? A trip to Cancun? A Mars expedition???

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When I was in high school, I had my tonsils removed and was in recovery all through spring break. I was hungry and couldn't eat, and in excruciating pain the entire time. Maybe he should give that a try.

Kids like that should be sent off to spend a week in a third world country that has very little access to food and clean water.