Today, I had to explain to my boss that DVI ports are not the same as HDMI ports. When I showed him the HDMI cable, he said, "Oh! You mean USB!" He's an engineering manager. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, my idiot of a boss yelled at me because it's physically impossible for me to be in two places at the same time, and that I'm not a magician. He didn't understand that. FML
Today, at work, I had to explain to a customer that she can't connect her tablet to her home WiFi while she's at work. I went to MIT for this. FML
Today, I learned my boss, the CEO of a multinational nonprofit, is so computer illiterate that he hadn't realized he could resize the File Explorer window on his computer, leading to days of delay of him getting work to my team, and a lot of unhappy notes. FML
Today, my boss - whose intelligence level hovers a hair above "Herpity derpity derp" - got up my ass and accused me of lying to him. All because I said that just because I'm a network admin, I can't make his 7 year old piece of crap Blackberry magically be able to use 4G networks. FML
Today, at work, I had to explain to a 50-year-old engineer that Comic Sans is not an acceptable font for a government contractor to use in a structural report. FML
Today, I bought my third replacement cable for my new laptop after the last two didn't fit. I was about to go and buy another one when I realized that the charging port was actually on the other side and the hole I had been trying to fit the cable in was the headphone port. FML
Today, I had an argument with my dad about Venice being in Italy, not Spain. He wouldn't believe me, and had to Google it. He's an engineer for an aerospace company. FML
Today, when I asked my boss why my bonus was cut in half, he replied, "I have no idea what you really do." I'm the IT Manager. FML
Today, my boss said he's worried about our network, because, "Wi-Fi’s all in the air. People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said, "My god, you're right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil Ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping. He told me to do it ASAP. This moron makes five times my salary. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
MDoremis 38
I'm technologically inept and I still know that an HDMI port is not synonymous with a USB port.
Nahpets 22
Oh wow. And some good engineers cant find jobs and have to work at walmart for minimum wage.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (59)
arrowgold 19
Typical dumb boss making a lot of money behavior. Just be polite and explain.
chocolatelover96 14
Sounds like you're in line for a promotion one day OP
liquidpwnage 15
This isn't your normal everyday stupid,this is... Advanced stupid.
vikky538 29
I pretty sure.. He ends up putting them in wrong holes all the time.. Kudos to him...
False_Stupidity 42
I'd love to meet the person who can somehow jam a DVI plug into a HDMI socket... or vice versa.
Vlen_fml 20
sounds like Best Buy's Geek Squad. used to be that 6 months of working at Best Buy period (department didn't matter) made you expert enough for you to fix computers, even if you didn't know the difference between a Modem/Router and a Toaster Oven.
FalloutScrolls 25
Sounds like the kind of guy who thinks the DVD tray is a cup holder. (I actually know someone like that)
C001Gir1 17
Oh, it's not a cup holder?! (just jocking)
WolfAvenge 22
I could have sworn it was the headphone jack...
bigdfootball97 24
As an aspiring engineer, this makes me lose some pride in the profession.
bxjxj 20
Trust me when I say managers of engineers don't always know what they are doing
sbrideau 14
As someone that used to work IT for an engineering firm, I can safely say that they know their job, not how their computer works. I could name plenty of examples of their computer ignorance as well. Out of the ~150 engineers that work in that building maybe 3 or 4 knew how computers work.
Ilmoran 20
This exactly. There are a lot of engineering disciplines, most of which really don't need to know anything about how computers work.