laviestpasimal
France
Today, I had six long hours with the same math teacher. To get home, I travel by bus. Guess who sat down next to me for the whole trip. FML
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MwahFMLS 6
Did you Learn anything?
zingline89 18
Now if this bus is heading due east at 45mph and you get out of your seat and walk toward the back of the bus at 3 mph, but you also pass gas and the gas is expelled from your rectum at a speed of 1mph, what is the speed of your fart relative to someone standing on the side of the road?
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Comments (85)
FMLsince94 5
I am gonna go with what is your math teacher
ALLDAY88 8
Was it Batman? That would be so cool.
RodderstheLegend 5
6 hours? Pedo Bear.
perdix 31
What are the odds? This should be an easy question if you were worth a shit at math.
perdix 31
Time's up. Pencils down. The answer is 18:1.
Sumo69 9
I love math it's like a second language to me
perdix 31
I like pi.
Enslaved 38
March 14 right, perdix? pi and not BJs and steak for you on that day?
perdix 31
I guess I have a week to figure that one out, heh-heh-heh ;)
miz_kamakazi 11
I celebrate that with my husband! I get 2/14, and he gets 3/14. Good stuff. :)
Sidel 11
I don't really see the problem. It might have been a little awkward, but other than that I don't see a problem.
HannahWho 8
Maybe I go to a hippy high school but I go to church with my principal and she adores me. She wrote me some great letters of recommendation, gave my poetry club funding and helped me with my essays (she is also the English teacher, super small school.) My History teacher brings donuts for us and my math teacher lets you eat in his class since its right before lunch and people are starving by then. I see them outside of school and we always say hi.
AllSoul 23
I think this FML was translated from the French "VDM", as I'm pretty sure to have already seen it, and hense the fact it is worded oddly.
Fluhz 6
I laughed.
memob123 0
Cool
mikeawesome 0
Maybe they wanna hook up with u
music2 9
I say your teacher FML. Can't think of anything worse for them ... teaching 6 hours with a student and then have to sit next to them.
redbluegreen 41
The teacher sat next to the OP though, not the other way around. Obviously, unless the bus was full, the teacher made the choice to sit there.