Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML
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sjdbeinska 4
hey at least your gf and family gets along!
SoSickWithIt 14
That kind of discussion usually isn't the norm for dinner talk. But hey, atleast you got insight onto what your girl likes? Lingerie is sexy af
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Comments (79)
DarkJediLove 19
If she is willing to talk about stuff like that with someone she just met; just imagine what she would be willing to talk about with you. Definitely a keeper!
dbugboy 8
now you know what to get them both for special occasions.
firefly319 7
Until he invites her to try on some of his stuff, you're good.
DanielleinDC 34
Hey, at least your dad and your girlfriend get along. That's half the battle right there.
Kelishas 9
Well at least they get along..
darlinjai 18
Its ok. Worse things have happened. Tho I think its great that you could care less about your father wearing lingerie, and more about the fact that everyone you see your girlfriend in said garments? You'll think of dear old dad...Sigmund Freud...eat your heart out...
ClumsyKee 14
That's awesome.
BrashlyHonest20 4
I... lol OP that's... a recent gig of his at the local pub? What Kind of gig are we talking here? Some kind of outside the box comedy? Or is he in a band? Either way that's a strange family dinner.
laya_fml 26
Awkward moment when your dad knows more about your girlfriend's lingerie than you do.
KiddNYC1O 22
Your dad trying to get it in.