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By TheLostCauseFML - 19/04/2016 02:46 - United States - Kopperl
Today, I had my first sexual encounter for the first time in two years. It would have been great if it wasn't with my Mom in a nightmarish dream. She had a penis. I'm never sleeping again. FML